HI I SAW A LAZER LIGHT SHOW AT OMSI. wit ma big bro

and they had radiohead playing. really boring really really really boring. downtown portland is the scariest place i have ever been in..!!!! homeless and insane people and black people EVERYWHERE my brother gave a cigarette to a homeless man and he said "Thank you, sir." IT WAS A CUTE MOMENT

we parked our car in like some place AND THEN WE WALKED FOR LIKE AN HOUR IN NO DIRECTION and everything was closed so my bro took out his GPS and decided we were going to omsi AN HOUR THERE AND BACK FUCK YEAH!!!! but we stopped at Montage (RESTAURARNTR) on the way back it was scary. however it was very cool. THEY HAD A SIGN AT THE FRONT THAT SAID "Please wait in La Merde." and i am pretty sure merde = shit in french I AM NOT SURPRISED. they were imitating fancy restaurants IT WAS VERY FUNNY CAUSE THEY PUT MISSPELLED FRENCH WORDS like saladé in the menu EVENTUALLY AFTER WE ATE MY BRO GOT HIS LEFTOVERS WRAPPED and they wrap food into shapes with aluminum foil ^_^ SO HE GOT A SNAIL

THEN AS WE WERE WALKING BACK we were playing with the snail and shaping it into various demented forms eventually we thought it resembled THE FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM so my brother formed the end into a vagina and stuck a cigarette in it and we set it down gently on the street.



ITS BEEN A MONTH SINCE I POSTED ONE OF THESE FRIVOLOUS JOURNALS THAT LESS THAN ONE PERSON READS ANYWAY SO I THOUGHT
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also cigarettes SLAVA WAY TO MAKE US LOOK LIKE A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG(S) 453421323.